from the desk of maryland

maryland: early marriage + pregnancy before 21 + no job - education = crack/pcp/heroin
maryland: you know that equation is right
maryland: because when you balance it and move educaiton to the right you get
maryland: early marriage + prenancy before 21 + no job = cocaine
maryland: cocaine = crack/pcp/heroin + education




this man is geniously an asshole.

someone get me a bucket

i am up watching the today show based in new orleans for fucking mardi gras. i like the angle they are taking. showing the people in the french quarter acting like the area isnt a a disaster area and then cut to them flying over the ghost town that is new orleans east. then they show the super dome which will be ready in september but meanwhile only 3 hospitals are open and many schools arent open. only HALF the debris has been picked up in 6 MONTHS. people STILL dont have electricity. my grandmother had to bed fema to cut a hole in her TRAILER (yes she has a trailer outside her house) to run electricity wires. i dont get the logic of this folks. open downtown and the french quarter back up and nothing else? i cant even get a fucking birth certificate because the building is so disorganized. hundreds of thousands WANT to come back and cant and you spend all your time revitalizing an area that had minimal damage? gimme a bucket for the puke.

think about it thursdays

so the hell what if its monday, i missed it on thursday.


1. i read this story about a man who dangled his girlfriend outside a 23 story window while he was high and they were just playing... think about that. let it simmer. i neednt say more.

2. the kindergarten teacher at my job had to have alittle talk with her students because they all saw the new madea movie. one four year old remarked that she enjoyed when the police man started stripping. how sad is it that our community has no regard to age appropiate content for kids.

3. i go to sleep watching mean girls every night. how nerdy am i?

4. damon wayans tried to copywrite the word nigga for 14 months so he can put it on shirts. i dare a black person to be mad when a white person rolls up on them talking about "what up my nigga". we need to get it together.

5. how appropiate is this quote?
One of the most repulsively fascinating facts about contemporary black popular culture is how it continues to reach fresh lows. It finds new ways of leaping all fences that would bar it from falling into a bottomless pit of tastelessness. All of the insults and burdens of minstrelsy have been bested by black comedians and rappers who have made stupidity, hedonism, pimping, misogyny, pornography and violence their stock in trade.

6. the best feeling in the world is to get a man who was all wrong for you out your system. why is that?

9. why are some women not happy unless they are getting attention from a man?

10. why will i be labeled a hater for making that observation?

11. why am i having a love affair with the state of maryland? i am sooooo there asap

12. ummm... trey songz... umm.... oh nevermind. just look for your selves.

what de hell?

1. does she think this is cute?
2. does she think that her back is toned and muscular?
3. if you got something to suck in you shouldnt wear oversized stockings as dresses.
4. the thrown in front and back patches doesnt make it any better.
5. where the hell do you buy shit like that?

hmm

1. why are negros trash? they be on that extra other shit...
2. and yet maryland/ct/kriss ALWAYS comes through for me.
3. i experienced the most hating-est shit this weekend. chicks are mad catty...
4. and yet maryland/ct/kriss ALWAYS comes through for me.
5. did i mention i love alpha men? they get it done... (especially in maryland).
6. daytona in march? its a wrap. i am trying to make this dolce and gabanna suit happen (bump that.. if i get the body right... IT WILL HAPPEN. lol)

7. i am sad that i made spring tide mad but i want her to understand how through i am with this organization.
8. why does my bed feel wonderful now?
9. aint nothing like my Soror's heated bed though.
10. aint no place like home but i need to go to bed now because i will be up at 5 am starting the "get the body sick and right" exercise regimen.
11. at what age do women realize that attention from a man does not equate to them liking you?
12. why am i tempted to spend ridiculously more amounts of money? i am taking up 2 closets as it is.... my dad is going to hate me.
13. i miss hot tamale.
14. is it bad that i just figured out what a postman is and why they blur it out that song?

peeving and pets

1. people who crack their gum
must you make that constant, incessant cracking noise every chew? its so disgusting. it sounds like you have holes in your teeth, in which case: do you really think you should be chewing gum?

2. men with ashy hands
the mess is not cute. you look kinds gross when you're a chocolate brother with white hands. i dont want no hands on me that are hard and crusty. body butter is a miracle! so is eucerin.

3. nosy people
you know the type. your phone rings. "who's that?". wtf you mean 'who is that'? my business... that's who. you'll never hear me asking who you're talking to. dont expect me to be nosy too. dont expect me to listen to your conversations because you listen to mine. dont get off the phone andbe like "did you hear that?". NO! i'm not nosy. i'm private. that means, dont look over my shoulder at my computer screen, dont look at who i am calling, dont look at who is calling me and dont ask. if i want you to know, best beleive my big mouth will tell.

4. "you're so vain, you probably think this blog is about you"
i noticed a trend... people visit my blog and think i am talking about them. lemme inform you all of something. not only am i NOT talking about you, for every five thoughts you give me i MIGHT have given you one. you are not the focus of my life, i dont live to satisfy you and quite frankly i'm on "grown ass woman who dont give a f---".

5. spitters
you know the drill with me

6. selfish people
i am giving as hell. its to the point where its compulsive. if you ask me for something 9 times out of 10 i will get it for you. if you're sick and i'm broke i'll find a way to get you the medicine you need. if you're hungry, i'll feed you. thats what i do. so why is it WHEN I NEED everyone all of a sudden wanna forget all i have done? why is it when christmas rolled around i rearranged my money to get certain people a gift and didnt even get a card in return? i mean really... that shit hurts when it comes down to it.

7. liars
don't tell me the sky is burgundy, your ass knows its blue. i have encountered a good deal of liars these days too. what is it with you people? do you think we dont know you're lying?


8. facebook whores.
you know who they are. they got buddies from 10 billion different schools and they only met 1/16 of them.

9. nphc greeks.
the only place where high school nerds and lames can BE SOMEBODY and feel like they are doing something. personally, i liked it better when no one knew my ass. then they wouldnt have my name all in their mouths. this is to no one in particular but i've seen too much shit that tells me that npch greeks are some of the most dysfunctional, attention deprived, needy, self hating bunch of people. if i knew then what i know now...

10. two faces
i dont like you? i dont speak to you. i wont smile in your face. dont do it to me. so far there's only one chick i have encountered who doesnt like my ass and wont front and doesnt speak. she gets mad respect from me for that. i'm glad she doesnt carry on the front. much different from another chick who i have been told talks mad shit but every time she sees me is all smiles and shit. now, i know people read this blog and are going to ASSume who i am talking about... feel free because you're only going to think its you if you're guilty of this blatent act of two faces. and then what are you going to do? not talk to me? awww shucks.

wtf?

i guess i need to be an old blind broad to get a man:


California woman, 62, gives birth to 12th child
Healthy six-pound, nine-ounce boy born through in-vitro fertilization

REDDING, Calif. - A 62-year-old great-grandmother has become one of the oldest women in the world to successfully give birth.

The healthy six-pound, nine-ounce baby boy is the 12th child born to Janise Wulf, who also has 20 grandchildren and three great-grandchildren. Her oldest child is 40.

Family members said Friday’s delivery went smoothly, despite health concerns involving Wulf, who has diabetes and has been blind since birth.

Baby Adam is the second child born to Wulf and third husband, Scott. Their other son is 3-1/2. Scott Wulf, who is 48 years old, said he’d always wanted children. He said their two sons, born through in-vitro fertilization, are beyond what he’d hoped was possible.

Wulf isn’t the oldest woman to give birth. That record went to a Romanian woman who gave birth last year at the age of 66.

62, blind since birth and married 3 times, on her 12th child you say? i bet you wanna know what this bad bitch looks like right?

electronic harmony

so i am joking around with a friend today about my sad social life with the opposite sex. i've come to the age we all dread: everyone is getting married. my cousin is getting married (my father will pay for the wedding i suspect), one of my Sorors is damn near engaged, i got a great friend waiting for her ring and my ex knocked a broad up (we dated 3 years, not a care in the world. he goes free and he decideds to knock a gold digger up). my man drought is approaching biblical drought proportions. i wont even put the amount of time its been since i have had a real relationship but its been a long time. for some sad reason i am not attracted to people who like me. so i tell my friend i am joining eharmony.com... yeah its almost like paying for ass isnt it? i go to the site and the mess is around $20/month for a year (a lump of about 200) or pay $50 and try it for one month. okay so men can molest a hood ass stripper for less than it takes to try out a dating site these days. wtf? so apparently dating is only for the rich, the pretty and the socially shrewd. i guess i have no room to complain. God gave me brains for a reason. LOL

lessons from a man's mind

so over the 9 months or so my interactions with men increased. i became friends, dated, etc. over that time period i have learned some things about how men think from men. i just wanted to share:


1. men will say anything they think you want to hear.
i was told men will say anything they assume you want to hear. yeah, i guess this was supposed to be common sense but it doesnt always click. the lesson here to be learned is that you shouldnt get all happy over a complement because they are never paid with genuine sincerity.

2. never tell a man you like him.
thats right ladies, dont let him know you're feeling him. play that shit cool. you might like the chase but he likes it more. if you let him know he will exploit that shit until there' nothing else left but a little skeleton of your feelings. wondering about regretting a missed opportunity? a man will get what the fuck he wants and he's not going to sit around and look at you, like you and not let you know.

3. men are the sweetest things at first.
i had a negro sit with me for hours while we watched HIS home videos. may i add i enjoyed them. he seemed sweet as hell and sensitive. fast forward to february and i realized that he was out to get something and the videos were some type of sensitivity ploy.

4. men secretly hate women.
deep inside they hate us. they just need us because their hand doesnt always cut it, their hand cant give them kids and their hand doesnt make other men envious. otherwise they hate us. they hate the rules of courtship. the part where the man courts the woman? that's dead. if they do something nice for you refer to post number 1. behind closed doors they call us bitches, despise us and become bitter, jagged little pills when they've been played one too many times. they always running around talking about "i'm a nice man and women dont want that" when in actuality we either
a) dont think you're as nice and you're trying to play it (see post 3) or
b) been hurt so much by the so called nice guy we just dont beleive the real thing exists.

5. nice girls finish last
we can be the nicest, most giving person, we can even be pretty but we'll still finish last to the bad girl. men can even be at the "settle down" age and the nice girl will finish to the bad girl. somehow i think they want to reform the bad girl into wifey material and get the best of both worlds but sadly that wont happen.

6. all women are golddiggers if you only like the prettiest girls, the ones that EVERY man wants on their arm, the ones that have always been spoiled then yeah you're going to tend to beleive they all are golddiggers. try a nice fat girl because they arent going to dig your gold. why? because they'll appreciate your presence so much. but no.. ment dont want a nice fat girl, they want a dime chick and as such they pay dime prices. it just boggles me that they want to be BITTER because of paying the price for their preference. they dont get mad over an expensive ass car note for an expensive ass car (that was bought to impress the golddiggers) so why get mad over paying the price for a luxury chick. if you happen to find an ugly broad who working a man's wallet it's because she's a freak on the low or the guys she messes with have worse self esteem than she does.

7. age aint nothing but a number.
a little kid will win over a grown as woman with the world as her oyster if the little kid is putting it down right. its just the rules i guess.

8. they dont miss your ass when you're gone... they replace you
ladies dont think that the old "if i leave he'll chase me" trick is going to work. in 2006 negros dont care. we're a dime a dozen and i dont care how sucessful you are. for every cute feature you have to go with your degree there's another cuter more sucessful chick. you're better off just being done when you're done and moving on like they do. if all else fails there's the whole unexplored realm of latin, white and hispanic men.

9. ass and titties, titties and ass if you dont have one or both you better have a stunning ass face. why? because men only like these types of chicks and if you're not one them they're settling and they will spend the lifetime of the relationhip wishing you had some titties and ass no matter how enlightening the conversation is.

finally free!

no love naive.
my heart is healed
i finally have bounced back.
my mind is now my own again:
i dont drift off into day dreams of those moments and secrets.
i dont wish for my phone to ring and see...
i dont hope for the email or facebook message anymore.
i'm finally free. i woke up this morning and snapped out of the spell i was under.
my eyes are open, my heart is free, the empty feeling has subsided: i'm happy.



this is the one thing that i wanted more than anything...

ban firewires and webcams now

people act a damn fool. please watch this craziness and please watch at least until she says "i let you hit it from the back". these people.... have too much time on their hands.

excuse me i'm fat

this post is going to offend some of you fatties out there. i dont know if it will make it better to tell you i was once bordering 200 lbs in my 5'4'' frame or that i went from a size 5 to a size 14 in a matter of a year. let me add that i've blogged about fatties before. i am flipping through the channels on mtv as i try and block out a loss in my life. i am trying to clear my mind, entertain myself in some way. i stop on mtv and see this obese chick crying on the screen. what is she saying? "its hard being fat." awwww... start the water works. she goes on to say "its even harder when i got diabetes". type II i'd venture to guess. well sweetheart i'm going to tell you that you did it to yourself and i'm also going to tell you that any sensible doctor told your ass to lose weight before it happened. if they didnt, you have medical malpractice on your hands and since we're a crybaby litigious society anyway, you can sue and get what i call the easy way out: gastric bypass. (holla at someone and get you some prepaid legal. if you're a fatty thats about to go that route!) see this is what i dont get about fat people. they cry and cry and cry and cry, and talk about they want to lose the weight, they want to look good in their clothes and then 10 minutes later they're stuffing fried chicken and fries in their mouths. its nothing worse, in my opinion, than seeing someone who can barely carry their weight hobble to the burger kind counter and order two triple whoppers. i had better not hear these people whine and cry about a self inflicted handicap. i dont hear people born with one arm cry as much as i hear fatties cry. you know how many amputees are coming back from iraq? i would much prefer a show on mtv devoted to them and their struggle to get new appendages than a fatty's struggle to have someone help them to lose weight that they are just going to gain back because they have no self control. gastric bypass costs $100,000 if i am informed correctly. you're telling me our ass cant go to the track, WALK BRISKLY around 8 times with your ipod? you want to tell me you'd rather buy a double quarter pounder than a mcgrill chicken and side salad with that wonderful lowfat balsamic vinegarette? i just looked up and watch these fatties sing about "i beleive in fries, i beleive in supersize, i think about it every night and day, chicken nuggets and fish filet". WTF????? we are the laziest society ever AND we feel we are ENTITILED to be thin. no your ass isnt if you cant make the proper choices. i lost 50 lbs by myself, no one forced me to, no one held a gun to my head to make me eat right just like no one held a gun to my head to make me fat. no one tells me to choose to walk when i can take the bus. no one tells me to stay within my caloric and fat intake levels.

next time i'll blog about those fucking fat rolls around the stomach of chicks who wear jeans that are too small. keep telling yourself you're a 6 when your ass is a 10....

My job shorted my check by $300 i am hurt....

remember this?

randomness

1. dont you all hate farters? you know who they are. you're walking in the mall or sitting on the bus and you catch a whiff. sometimes it's laced with cologne or perfume, sometimes its just plain ol stank but nevertheless someone let one fly on the sly and they know they werent supposed to. they are usually looking around aimlessly trying to play like it wasnt them.

2. why do women belch in public like it aint a thing? who said that shit was lady like, couth or even plesant? they dont even attempt to hold it in. you just hear "brrrrrrrppppp" out the blue. i had a chick do this in the middle of class and the instructer gave her the screw face.

3. is it weird that when guys do really nice things for me that i think they're on game? i am so used to being treated like shit, not appreciated or even neglected that when something different comes along i am like "whateva negro". for instance i got a happy valetine's day call from a guy who doesnt live in my city. he's saying very nice things and while i am so appreciative and thankful i couldnt help but think he was joking or on game sadly. my life...

4. LOL

5. my people break really worked. i went out with my girls and was happy but overall i enjoyed my break away fom people. i got this person out my life who caused me so much confusion, dismay and anguish and surprisingly i dont have too much "miss" for them. i think i'll do that more often.

6. i have given up on having a boo in the near future. i am on my grind all day everyday. i even go to school when i have no class to study. its serious in the piece.

7. i wear my heart on my sleave but i am learning thats not the way to be. its sad too. everyone wants honesty but i feel like the openess i have with my feelings is a downfall. no more breaths of fresh air for me. i will mysterious and obsecure.

8. i miss maryland. :o( the person not the state.

9. "you're like herpes to my life. you wont go away and when you pop up you fuck up my day"

10. i am feeling this new jagged edge cd. especially the song CRYING OUT. "when i'm with you.. my heart is crying out.."

sunday ipod shuffle

1. if i was your woman- gladys knight
2. soon as i get home- faith evans
3. we could be- keyshia cole
4. touch the sky- kanye west
5. something's missing- john mayer
6. at your best- isley brothers
7. boogie nights/all night long- erykah badu
8. next lifetime- erykah badu
9. let me love you- brian mcknight
11. i dont wanna- aaliyah
12. love- keyshia cole
13. can't hide love- earth wind and fire
14. anything- swv
15. i'm still waiting- jodeci

i am playing the mess out of number 1 too. my mom is trying to figure out wtf is going on.

the second most unfortunate thing i have seen

yes... this take the cake. tim mcgraw dont need nelly to get a hit anymore. they just do what the rappers do themselves. the day i see a blinged out faith hill cd cover i am through.




was that "honky tonk" blinged out? oh lord.. take the photoshop away.
them broads is really trying to shake something too.... lord take me now!

the most unfortunate thing i have seen in a while

MAKE SURE TO WATCH THE VIDEOS...



DESTINY'S CHILD
BEYONCE
AALIYAH



these poor, poor girls....


(lmao!!!!!!!!!!)

allegory of life

There once was a shepherd boy who was bored as he sat on the hillside watching the village sheep. To amuse himself he took a great breath and sang out, "Wolf! Wolf! The Wolf is chasing the sheep!"

The villagers came running up the hill to help the boy drive the wolf away. But when they arrived at the top of the hill, they found no wolf. The boy laughed at the sight of their angry faces.

"Don't cry 'wolf', shepherd boy," said the villagers, "when there's no wolf!" They went grumbling back down the hill.

Later, the boy sang out again, "Wolf! Wolf! The wolf is chasing the sheep!" To his naughty delight, he watched the villagers run up the hill to help him drive the wolf away.

When the villagers saw no wolf they sternly said, "Save your frightened song for when there is really something wrong! Don't cry 'wolf' when there is NO wolf!"

But the boy just grinned and watched them go grumbling down the hill once more.

Later, he saw a REAL wolf prowling about his flock. Alarmed, he leaped to his feet and sang out as loudly as he could, "Wolf! Wolf!"

But the villagers thought he was trying to fool them again, and so they didn't come.

At sunset, everyone wondered why the shepherd boy hadn't returned to the village with their sheep. They went up the hill to find the boy. They found him weeping.

"There really was a wolf here! The flock has scattered! I cried out, "Wolf!" Why didn't you come?"

An old man tried to comfort the boy as they walked back to the village.

"We'll help you look for the lost sheep in the morning," he said, putting his arm around the youth, "Nobody believes a liar...even when he is telling the truth!"

my first animation

yeah ladies and gentlemen i am a nerd. this is how i spend my saturday nights. aint got no man so i engross myself in my school work.

Think About it Thursdays

1. why is this website and photoshop thing coming so easily to me? I think I found a side hustle. As soon as maryland gets me that flash mx... it's a WRAP.

2. i hate kanye but why is this shit the hottest grammy performance to date?


3. as "lame" as i am, why do people care what i do?

4. I got to testify i come up in the spot looking extra fly... ALL THE TIME.

5. britney spears is a hot mess. you should have to take a test before you're allowed to procreate.



10. :o)

11. why is love something that you die to get and when you get it take it for granted?

12. who else is glad jimmy carter stuck it to bush at Corretta Scott King's Funeral?

13. i hate when people say they are going to do something and dont do it but not enough to focus on it for more than five minutes. say you'll call me and you dont? it makes me mad that i spend any time thinking about it.

14. it's offical: black greek letter organizations are overrated. i pay money every year to be OFFICIALLY wrapped up in drama. at least it wont be hard for me to let go once i graduate.

15. 2006 is interesting to say the least...

16.

17. ciara on the grammy's was grade A horrible. she even knew her ass wasnt cutting it.

18. why are black folks so quit to jump on the blue eyed soul bandwagon (i.e. justin timberlake, joss stone) why not give props to the christina aguilera and john mayers who do the infusion just right and make it seem effortlessly.

19. everyone wanna be on the steeler bandwagon. i been on team since 1995. i need all the bandwagoneers who didnt watch when we had losing seasons to fall the fuck back. oh yeah... PLEXICO.... WHERE AAAARRRRRREEEEE YOU????

20. what did you tell us kanye?


21. oh this is what you were trying to tell us:


kanye christ.. superstar?

22. why dont beyonce and jay-z ever look happy together?

23. why am i afraid of graduating now?

betterment of the self

i decided for this month i would educate myself on the history of many people, not just "african americans" (i have qualms with this term but i'll save that for my essay on race, ethnicity, ancetry and nationality and the semantics of it all). so i begin the month in the carnegie library begining the book "mein kampf". an all black book with red letters titling it and below in simple white the author's name: adolf hitler. i know, i know i wrote that super dramatic. LOL. anyway, this book is super thick but i think that i can digest it in the little free time i actually have just like i do my harry potter books. mein kampf aint got nothing on "goblet of fire". i really dont know where i want to go to next. my sorority is showing "daughters of the dust". its a movie i liked as a child and i didnt really know what i was watching. its amazing how few black americans even know about gullah gullah island unless they happened to catch the nickelodion show. i am looking for suggestions about what controversial books i will read next although i think i want to delve deepers into african history because i think that my parents sacraficed my education of my lineage for a better education in an predominantly white elementary school. that's why i am grown and here to educate myself. i also am interested in learning about honduras, the nigerian people who settled there apparently (a honduran told me this after i told her that i secretly lust after nigerian men and that my brother has features consistent with some of the tribes), the mezito culture and other things. i am tired of being dumb about the things that flow within me. so instead of using my energy entertaning petty things and wishnig for a secret valentine i am going to make myself even more knowledgeable (if that is even possible, anyone who knows me knows that i have a billion useless facts). basically, i was already in hiding, getting my WWCD on and now unless i like you or you have conversation for me to partake in i probably wont be seeing me. deeper into the realm of introvertedness i delve.

p.s. contact me in some way and give me some suggestions. i take anonymous ones too!!! :o)

ain't it funny?

one of the biggest signs of guilt in my opinion is always defense. like when someone assumes something you've said is about them. for example let's supposed i write:

"some chicks are such two faced bitches, they like to talk shit and blah blah blah"

and then someone comes to me and says: "why are you talking about me?" when in fact i wasnt talking about them. that tells me one thing: they are in fact being two faced and talking about me. if they werent then they'd have no reason to jump to that conclusion. its a sad situation especially when i dont do anything to anyone outside of the occassional gossip that most of us are guilty of. ha... "as the pittsburgh turns".

to the haters....

would be facebook pic

EDITED TO ADD: AINT NO MORE NEED FOR THIS!!!!!!! STEELERS WON!

my all time favorite blog post

piss or get off the boat



if you wanna see all my blogs, go through month by month under "archives". watch the progression!

the symbolism is overwhelming (graphic!!!): end of an era

the end of an era: Correta Scott King

oh my

i hate being mean i really do. however sometimes i think people take advantage of me being all nice all the time. when i finally put my foot down its a problem. i am so sick of people expecting me to suck it up. dammit, i'm human too, i get frustrated too and when all other means of communication dont work i will get abrasive. to know that is to know me. gone are the days that i just take and L and suck up a loss. so clearly i was a little harsh as a means to an end and i guess there's a problem and there's more behind the scenes tittering that i will hear about later. i am so sick of it all for real. i wont be nice, i wont back down and most of all i wont deal with a lot of it anymore.

think about it thursdays

1. the number one thing to think about i cant even mention on here....

2. if you're obviously trying to get to know someone better and they arent with it why do they entertain your useless conversation? dont they know its just a excuse into getting together for starbucks? lol

3. sorry anonymous. meant no harm. freudian slip. i was just reminded of an old post. and this one . its funny that i put it in my blog twice and no one said shit but now you all wanna be all jumpy. sorry SOROR.

4. there's two types of people on facebook: people who want attention, people who give attention. it's a place for punks and bitches to say what they wont say in person and its a place for chicks to get their egos stroked and its a place to put people out on front street. it fills a void for many people but not me.... fade to black.

5. if one person in a frienship does everything that people in a relationship does and the second party accepts, even though they dont think of it as a relationship, does that justify party one catching feelings?

6. why does the government continue to fund its war and cut studen loans and medicaid? our kids are dumb as shit to begin with why make it harder for the few smart enough to cut it in college?

7. pissers and spitters.. i'ma need you to search for some couth.

9. i downloaded a song that the chicks from "making the band 3" played around with in the competition and decided its the best song. i cant get it out my head! i'm trying to think about WHY?

10. coretta scott king dies and hundreds of mindless masses all put pictures up of her in their profiles. many of these are the same people who give a darn about her legacy, what she stood for and cant really name anything she did other than being martin luther king junior's wife. think about it...

11. why did this woman try and tell me that our right to vote was set to expire? when i directed her to this resourced site she got pissy. i asked her today if she checked the site and she said no. so you'd rather fill kid's heads with urban legends based on email as opposed to researching the shit?

12. i am officially old... i'm looking forward to chilling this weekend.

13. WHY DONT I HAVE A VALENTINE??? someone message me and give me some reasons why a cute, funny, smart, talented, reserved, giving and kind young lady like myself still has no potential for one peruvian lily/alstromeria? :o(

14. crushes are for kids... i need to quit.

15. maryland came to town and i realized i missed his visits... think about it!

16. i love this new india.arie song. i am NOT my hair! as a woman who goes natural completely every 2 years for no particular reason, i am feeling this song.

17. sexy? hmmm....




18. and the "low rise jeans are SOOO 2004" award goes to:



19. i worked my butt off learning how to do stuff for this website i am designing for a friend, i ask them what they want on it too. they never send me the email of requests. i show them the unfinished site and they say: "i dont like the color". wtf?

y'all know you're wrong (click to enlarge)

piss off!

let me preface by saying: anyone who reads my blog KNOWS i am not a fan of excrement sitting in plain sight in public places. so today i am at the busway waiting faithfully for my EBO. mind you, this station was remodeled and finished about 4 years ago maybe. the designers, for some reason, left this crevace open, there is not trash receptical and there is no space for a bench but it is closed in on three sides. its just out of view of most passers by. as i am waiting there, an odor fills my nostrils with every breeze. i try and ignore it and continue to listen to my ipod. a quick gust of wind, (counter to the smokers, thank God) blows the smell to me once more. is that amonia i smell? is that the smell of urine? now, while i am used to faint traces of this smell at the busway, because the crevace is so inviting to those who apparently suffer from incontinence, never have i smelled it this strong. then it occurs to me to look down. someone must have drank like 3 40's because there is a piss trail all the way to the curb and i am standing in it. i turn my face up and look up: my bus is here. i am relieved. i get on my bus and lo and behold, in the midst of "leah wit it rock wit it" i smell the stench of human urea once again. wtf? yes ladies and gentleman it's the SUPER PISS! it's stuck to my cute but expensive diesel walking shoes. UGHHHHHHH!!!!! is it not good enough that you people spit and hocker everywhere, must you piss everywhere too????? next thing you know we'll be stepping over condoms... no wait, that already happened. what happened to the days where you pissed in the bushes? on concrete? really though... its a shelter and this piss will never be washed away. disgusting....

not safe for work

but try your hand at this sex position game. match the positions