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Confessions of A Beautiful Mind

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05 November 2005

spittle

imagine walking down the street. you see a blood tampon laying there for you to see. all the mucus and flesh is there too. oh, yeah make that a bloody pad. that's better. how about a nice used condom complete with semen oozing out? i mean an unused condom outside the wrapper just doesnt incite the same disgust as the one with bodily fluid in it does it? and it's the FLUID which disgusts us right? i mean the MUCOUSY COLORED fluid. so tell me this: why is it okay for you to spit your yellow, brown, white and grey (smokers is usually black and bloody) mucus filled spit on the street for everyone to see? this repulses me. i openly SCOWL at ANYONE i see doing this. dear spring tide had the foresight to say "well not everyone was raised like you" because i was telling her how CLASSLESS AND UNCOUTH it is to spit on the street. you can get caned in asia and fined in europe for spitting on the street. you can get disease if someone spits on you and you mean to tell me it's how i was raised that i dont like it? yeah my first thought is that you should swallow it. i mean if it was meant to come out it would have diverged to your nose instead of heading straight down your throat or HEY you would have COUGHED it out.i mean that's what a COUGH is for. it's your body's way of pulling crap out. anytime you have to HACK to get something out there's a problem. but on second though most classy people i have seen either excuse themselves or spit in a napkin. you ever see anyone with old money snorting and snotting to get the mucus out and then spitting it right on the street? its classless pure and simple and anyone who thinks otherwise is guilty of it. ever slipped on frozen spit? ever been spit on (intentionally and unintentionally). ever had to ride a ride at an amusement park and have someone's mucus hang above you because a previous rider misaimed? well i have and the crap isnt fun. here's a tip. kleenex makes these handy tissues in small pocket packs for about $.75. if it's that serious invest in a pack. enough of the damn excuses for your nastiness and keep your bodily fluids out my sight.