throwback: you got jokes?

why does a penis have a hole at the end?
so men can be open minded

what food can you feed a woman to make her stop having sex with you?
wedding cake

what are three words that can ruin a man's ego?
"is it in?"

what do spades and sex have in common?
if your partner is no good you better have a good hand

what does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
they both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks you're screwed.