lessons from a man's mind

so over the 9 months or so my interactions with men increased. i became friends, dated, etc. over that time period i have learned some things about how men think from men. i just wanted to share:


1. men will say anything they think you want to hear.
i was told men will say anything they assume you want to hear. yeah, i guess this was supposed to be common sense but it doesnt always click. the lesson here to be learned is that you shouldnt get all happy over a complement because they are never paid with genuine sincerity.

2. never tell a man you like him.
thats right ladies, dont let him know you're feeling him. play that shit cool. you might like the chase but he likes it more. if you let him know he will exploit that shit until there' nothing else left but a little skeleton of your feelings. wondering about regretting a missed opportunity? a man will get what the fuck he wants and he's not going to sit around and look at you, like you and not let you know.

3. men are the sweetest things at first.
i had a negro sit with me for hours while we watched HIS home videos. may i add i enjoyed them. he seemed sweet as hell and sensitive. fast forward to february and i realized that he was out to get something and the videos were some type of sensitivity ploy.

4. men secretly hate women.
deep inside they hate us. they just need us because their hand doesnt always cut it, their hand cant give them kids and their hand doesnt make other men envious. otherwise they hate us. they hate the rules of courtship. the part where the man courts the woman? that's dead. if they do something nice for you refer to post number 1. behind closed doors they call us bitches, despise us and become bitter, jagged little pills when they've been played one too many times. they always running around talking about "i'm a nice man and women dont want that" when in actuality we either
a) dont think you're as nice and you're trying to play it (see post 3) or
b) been hurt so much by the so called nice guy we just dont beleive the real thing exists.

5. nice girls finish last
we can be the nicest, most giving person, we can even be pretty but we'll still finish last to the bad girl. men can even be at the "settle down" age and the nice girl will finish to the bad girl. somehow i think they want to reform the bad girl into wifey material and get the best of both worlds but sadly that wont happen.

6. all women are golddiggers if you only like the prettiest girls, the ones that EVERY man wants on their arm, the ones that have always been spoiled then yeah you're going to tend to beleive they all are golddiggers. try a nice fat girl because they arent going to dig your gold. why? because they'll appreciate your presence so much. but no.. ment dont want a nice fat girl, they want a dime chick and as such they pay dime prices. it just boggles me that they want to be BITTER because of paying the price for their preference. they dont get mad over an expensive ass car note for an expensive ass car (that was bought to impress the golddiggers) so why get mad over paying the price for a luxury chick. if you happen to find an ugly broad who working a man's wallet it's because she's a freak on the low or the guys she messes with have worse self esteem than she does.

7. age aint nothing but a number.
a little kid will win over a grown as woman with the world as her oyster if the little kid is putting it down right. its just the rules i guess.

8. they dont miss your ass when you're gone... they replace you
ladies dont think that the old "if i leave he'll chase me" trick is going to work. in 2006 negros dont care. we're a dime a dozen and i dont care how sucessful you are. for every cute feature you have to go with your degree there's another cuter more sucessful chick. you're better off just being done when you're done and moving on like they do. if all else fails there's the whole unexplored realm of latin, white and hispanic men.

9. ass and titties, titties and ass if you dont have one or both you better have a stunning ass face. why? because men only like these types of chicks and if you're not one them they're settling and they will spend the lifetime of the relationhip wishing you had some titties and ass no matter how enlightening the conversation is.