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Confessions of A Beautiful Mind

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i am a strange, bizarre and intoxicatingly special person. get to know me. i love caramel. that's all i know. bump chocolate and vanilla.

02 October 2005

penis envy visualized


why is it that the condom they have the least of in stock EVERYWHERE is magnums. here i see 4 rows devoted to magnums and magnumXL (which i didnt know existed) and they all are less stocked than the rest. i would like to think that since they are the least used they are the least replenlished. but we all really know insecure negros would rather slip and slide all in a condom trying to show off with the big gold condom wrapper than being real with their partner about their size. from what i hear if you can work it then size doesnt matter. men can be so insecure.