Freaky Fridays

1. number one thing that i saw today was so damn freaky that it would illicit page hits from pedophiles so i cant share. i shared with a couple people and they thought it was crazy too.

2. i was on my way home from work sitting at the busstop. i hear a honk... its a car of chicks from my work going the direction i needed to go. instead of stopping and asking if i needed a ride down the hill (my toe is broken and black)they toot and keep going. i guess i'm the work outcast too.

3. i am still standing at the busstop and this guy pulls up to me. all i see is glasses and think its the computer teacher from work. the guy points down the hill, i nod. he gestures me to come over and opens the door and says "you going down the hill? i'm a jitney, get in" i say "i have no cash". he says: "get in anyway" i decline, he slams the door. wtf? you just offered me a jitney and then a free ride? i had a flash of a mutilated expressive one.

4. i get on a bus to go to town since i cant get down the hill. my bus stops at this gridlocked intersection. the perpendicular traffic is spilling out onto the street as they wait to enter this parking garage. after missing two lights the bussdriver leans on his horn at a white woman in a suv. when that doesnt get her to move he parks his bus, opens the door and cusses her as out. "i done sat through two lights waiting for you people. get the hell out the street... etc". i know he scared her AND the attendents.

5. i'm driving down this main artery to get to the interstate ramp. there's a dead body in the damn street. yeah, a man got hit by a hit and run. the shit is a damn crime scene but the medics havent gotten there yet. its the first dead body i've seen in life. i have never seen someone that life just left. i called my friend who happens to live right across the street and it freaks them out too.

today was crazy.