think about it thursdays

1. i hate when people say i look like someone else because 95% of the time the broad is ugly and i'm mad cute. when people say i look like someone else its usually followed by "you look like... but cuter."

2. why do the old people come out during the afternoons? if you're trying to run a quick errand at 10 am or 11 am forget about it. they come out, drive 25 and mosy along into target and crap with their walkers. moooooove bitch, get out the way, i got shit to do. lol.

3. why do people put tennis balls on canes and walkers?

4. i talked to this guy today who said he was run over by a car, in the hospital 5 days his dad gave him a card with $3 in it and his dad's wife gave him $100 and a basket with all his favorite candy.

5. why do people decide to be all nice when they feel you about to cut them the fuck off?

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it's whitney!


8. i facebooked my friend because i had this sinking feeling about my mom and her mission trip. he basically said "man up, quit being negative". where's the comfort?

9. if someone asks you if you're treating instead of allowing you to offer should you be offended?

10. i listened to howard stern in sirius radio today. he's going on and on about "old radio" and stroking his own ego for hours. he brings in a female orgasm machine and gets to say "fuck" and "pussy" whenever he wants. he gets his own channel on sirisu (channel 100 or 101 depending on your receptor) and meanwhile sirius radio doesnt even have enough radio devices to accomodate the demand of howard stern listeners. what does that tell you about the average american?