.comment-link {margin-left:.6em;}

Confessions of A Beautiful Mind

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

i am a strange, bizarre and intoxicatingly special person. get to know me. i love caramel. that's all i know. bump chocolate and vanilla.

03 August 2005

no wonder lesbian is in style

who needs a man anymore?



"IVIBE RABBIT

Batteries: 4 AA
Length: 18 cm (7")

Welcome to the 21st century! When it comes to deluxe vibrators, none come as close to perfection as the iVibe Rabbit. With power beyond your wildest imagination and a clever control system with advanced I.C. chip technology that allows you perfect control of your pleasure, this is the most high-tech love toy we’ve ever seen! The iVibe Rabbit offers a whole range of sensations - the soft pearl-bead filled shaft vibrates, rotates and swirls, while the clitoral tickler vibrates and pulsates, and the contoured jelly head swivels from side to side and back and forth. Best of all you can control every aspect of this vibrator with the easy push-button controls. You can pick and choose whether you want vibrations, pulsations or both, you can turn the power on the clit stimulator OR shaft up and down as you please, and, you can turn the clit stimulator off altogether when you just want to feel the shaft or vice versa! This is the smartest vibrator in the world - we thoroughly recommend it!"



okay before you jump to conclusions: i like men, love men, adore men. aint nothing like a man's manly arms around you (my secret has very manly arms fyi). a rabbit cant do that.