quick weaves have infitrated the world

do you all know what a quick weave is? its a bamma ass hair style where they mold your hair down and then glue tracks right on to it. usually.... okay ALL THE TIME it looks like a hideous wig. chicken ass broads seem to love it though. they even get all fancy with the colors and twists and stuff. at first i only saw it in alabama, florida, and mississippi: bamma ass places. oh yeah and i saw it in what i like to call alabama in pennsylvania: pittsburgh. all chicks got these crappy pieces here. you aint keeping yourself up if you just wear a wrap (like i do). you gotta have dragon tips on your fingers AND TOES, and the quick weave to go with your rocawear outfit that is super tight and shows off your ass crack and rolls. still dont know what a quick weave is?

exhibit a: this bitch is being patriotic and its wrong on so many levels